GET MY DOG A JOB/9gqS..pump
TERMINAL
Get My Dog a Job

Get My Dog a Job9gqSXv1UY72GNZw2QJFpN5J25vXYTGPi2KDVxCnPpump

$getdogajob9gqS..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, instant obsolescence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
+35.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$26.9K
Holders
10
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.22B
Price USD
$2.22e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Canine Dream Dies in Two Hours

In the harsh ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token so young it never drew its first breath. With zero liquidity and ten holders who collectively own everything, Get My Dog a Job represents nature's perfect predator trap—a financial Venus flytrap that consumed $26,949.70 in a single day before vanishing into the void.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$26.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 95.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, instant obsolescence
Patient Note

The dog never got the job; the investors got the pink slip.

Holders

§ 04 · 10 wallets
Top 1
82.5%
Top 5
95.0%
Top 10
100.0%
012V9P...KpBg82.54%
02H7Lw...WCPu3.75%
034Qgs...PNua3.07%
04BA36...CTPi3.03%
05HLMx...wUoZ2.61%
06NNTE...Z6rb2.46%
078GKy...bSi32.34%
0826Ar...iLFK0.20%
099q9s...dffj0.00%
109u7e...hNXZ0.00%