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NEAN: Neanderthal Meets Neanderthal Exit Scam

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the NEAN token—a creature so newly hatched it hadn't yet learned to walk before the stampede began. With a quarter of its circulating wealth concentrated in merely ten hands and a liquidity pool the size of a modest dinner party, this prehistoric beast was, paradoxically, too evolved for its own good. One hour into existence, it experienced a -62.5% extinction event—a survival rate that would make the actual Neanderthals seem immortal by comparison.