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Thanks for Playing: A Whale's Farewell Symphony

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the final gasps of a creature whose survival depended entirely on the whims of ninety peculiar hosts. The top ten among them, controlling 98.5% of the ecosystem, have executed their practiced departure—a coordinated exodus that leaves but $3,200 in liquidity and a 24-hour volume of 39 cents. Nature's cruelty is matched only by its efficiency.