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IPit: Born Gasping, Died Squealing

Here we observe a creature that lived precisely long enough to experience a 409% pump—nature's cruelest joke. In its zero-hour existence, IPit achieved what few tokens manage: complete irrelevance while simultaneously generating a mountain of bagholders. The specimen's liquidity pool, alas, proved as mythical as its utility.