FISTICUFFS/9g8v..pump
FLATLINED
FISTICUFFS

FISTICUFFS9g8vx2nBR6auanHzS8PH2WNZGzkZNV57rrtnJtKDpump

9g8v..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic illiquidity meets audacious pump-and-dump mathematics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$6.4K
+195.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$337.40
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$13.65B
Price USD
$6.82e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Once, Expires Immediately

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, FISTICUFFS emerged from the primordial blockchain ooze, drew a single, labored breath of $337 in volume, and promptly expired—all within the span of 24 hours. With but two holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools drier than a sun-bleached skeleton, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while technically alive. Nature, as always, abhors a vacuum—and apparently, so do Solana speculators.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$337.40 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic illiquidity meets audacious pump-and-dump mathematics
Patient Note

Here lies FISTICUFFS: it came, it saw, it got rekt by its own creators within a single rotation of the Earth.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
51.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY51.04%
02GvRe...XFzs48.96%