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CAUSE OF DEATH

Shit House Collapses Under Weight of Its Own Name

Here we observe the Shit House token in its final throes—a creature that achieved a 402% pump despite possessing the liquidity of a desert well and the structural integrity of its namesake. With ninety-eight brave souls holding bags and ten whales controlling nearly two-thirds of supply, this specimen exemplifies nature's cruel indifference to irony. The revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the decency to lock the doors before abandoning ship.

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