FOOTBALL/9fsW..pump
FLATLINED
football

football9fsWV2eZGFx3hNhMNRFGBETDPj4RfGpBcDZxDTuqpump

$FOOTBALL9fsW..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
-30.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.86B
Price USD
$1.86e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies Immediately After Birth

Here we observe the football token, a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the annals of financial extinction. In nature, we call this the mayfly strategy, except mayflies at least reproduce. Our subject never even had time to disappoint its holders, having consolidated all hope into a single wallet with the efficiency of a black hole.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It came, it saw, it liquidated itself before breakfast.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
0186C1...8QTA100.00%