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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe the Baton token, mere hours old, already hemorrhaging nearly 30% of its value—a remarkable feat of entropy typically requiring weeks of mismanagement. With liquidity barely exceeding a modest lunch tab and concentration among top holders approaching 50%, this creature was born with a genetic predisposition toward collapse, much like a mayfly that checked its portfolio.