BODEN LAPTOP/9fEX..FYD8
CRITICAL
Boden Laptop

Boden Laptop9fEX8cjAyYLxUEX6E7TqwPKHXbqs9ANFKtTAeibzFYD8

$LAPTOP9fEX..FYD8
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Severe concentration, evaporated liquidity, zero volume capacity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
53/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$6.6K
+122.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.9K
Holders
230
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.55B
Price USD
$6.56e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Laptop Token Expires Without Warranty

In nature, we observe a curious specimen: the Boden Laptop, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of gaining 122% while simultaneously losing all liquidity—rather like a man celebrating a promotion moments before the building collapses. With 73% of its population concentrated in merely ten hands, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a elaborate redistribution scheme masquerading as decentralized finance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 61.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe concentration, evaporated liquidity, zero volume capacity
Patient Note

It had every authority revoked except the authority to disappoint its holders—a distinction it executed with admirable consistency.

Holders

§ 04 · 230 wallets
Top 1
47.9%
Top 5
61.1%
Top 10
73.3%
012fyK...G4Cv47.93%
02tedd...cPxmAUTOPSY3.57%
034rk5...iot43.37%
0445G8...R2nMAUTOPSY3.29%0512Zm...Mu3hAUTOPSY2.95%
066sdH...mYFr2.50%
07CbXK...G2cP2.48%
08D51J...PAEfAUTOPSY2.48%
09r6xt...xjBo2.42%
109L8L...MU5c2.35%