CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene
In what can only be described as a financial stillbirth, NEON Bitcoin emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that four holders controlling 100% of supply is not, in fact, a healthy ecosystem. The 171% price volatility and $0 liquidity suggest this was less a token launch and more a elaborate magic trick—the coin simply vanished.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous death by concentration and illiquidity
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and still managed to underperform bonds. Truly, a remarkable achievement in futility."
