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Slippy Toad: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. With ninety-nine point nine percent of tokens concentrated in the jaws of ten predators and liquidity evaporated like a puddle in the Serengeti sun, Slippy Toad makes its final, slippery descent. One might say it never even had time to learn to hop before the vultures arrived.