The England Heist9dam2gso4YBRem7xfBCi9xsPQmjwLCdmNKbMwHQTHfwJ

$HEIST9dam..HfwJ

Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity pool evaporated entirely, zero dollars remaining

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$20.1K

+778.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$114.5K

Holders

339

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.69B

Price USD

$2.69e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

HUiY..Jmrs ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the twilight of its first hour, The England Heist experienced what we in the scientific community call 'catastrophic price volatility followed by immediate liquidity evaporation'—a phenomenon typically observed when retail investors discover they've purchased digital air. The authorities were revoked, the volume was real, yet somehow the coin's lifespan proved shorter than a mayfly's attention span.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$114.5K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 39.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity pool evaporated entirely, zero dollars remaining

Patient Note

It soared 778% in one hour and took everyone's money with it—a brief, beautiful, utterly devastating romance.

Holders

§ 04 · 339 wallets

Top 1

28.1%

Top 5

39.3%

Top 10

47.1%

01HUiY...Jmrs28.11%

027KjW...ee8H3.77%

03BZSf...7c3W3.35%

042m2m...WsEjAUTOPSY2.07%

057bnq...dyiF1.99%

06ANPo...zJrj1.80%

079WcD...1upn1.58%

08GFyn...yNjv1.50%

097FM7...57Ny1.46%

10WxT9...C9qU1.45%