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MEEP CAT: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of terminal decline. The 285% price volatility suggests not growth, but rather the frantic convulsions of a dying animal, while liquidity pools empty like watering holes in drought. Here, in its natural habitat of zero liquidity and concentrated ownership, MEEP CAT demonstrates nature's cruel efficiency: it had not yet learned to survive.