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Retail Normie: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

And here we observe the Retail Normie in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic flash flood of exit liquidity. In a breathtaking display of evolutionary failure, this specimen managed to compress an entire bull market cycle into 120 minutes, achieving a 90% decline with the grace of a meteorite entering the atmosphere. Nature, it seems, abhors a 96.9% concentration of wealth just as much as it abhors a vacuum.