CAUSE OF DEATH
Green Candler: A Botanical Extinction Event
Here we observe the Green Candler, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously alive and utterly deceased. With three holders clutching 100% of supply like pallbearers at their own funeral, it managed the impressive feat of trading at precisely nothing for precisely everyone. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and the market abhors a token with no liquidity whatsoever.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, stagnation, and spectacular irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It had no volume, no movement, and no friends—but at least it had three disappointed holders to remember it by."
