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Buy the Discount: A One-Hour Obituary

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere moments ago, it experienced a spectacular 78.5% collapse, as if nature itself rejected this experiment. The top 10 holders, like vultures circling wounded prey, control 82% of the supply, transforming what promised to be a bargain into a masterclass in coordinated abandonment. Here lies a token that achieved maximum entropy before its first birthday cake could be baked.