CAUSE OF DEATH
The Chosen One Chose Oblivion Instead
In the predawn hours of its existence, The Chosen One experienced what we in the industry call a 'catastrophic selection event.' Born at midnight with all the promise of a lottery ticket purchased at a gas station, it managed to achieve complete liquidity evaporation before its first coffee break—a remarkable feat of self-sabotage that would make even the most inept rug-puller weep with envy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage, solitary holder syndrome
EPITAPH
"It was chosen by no one, held by one, and mourned by zero. A truly democratic token."
