UltimateSuperDickCoin9Xnng5bEnMgkCFmHvSShtUN2fZ31dy5jQ1SG1L6wpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Catastrophic illiquidity meets mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.0K
Volume 24h
$2.62
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
Field Report
A Spectacular Collapse in Forty-Nine Hours
In the vast ecosystem of Solana, we witness a curious specimen: UltimateSuperDickCoin, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most day traders finished their morning coffee. With twelve holders clinging to worthless bags and a liquidity pool as dry as a popcorn fart, this token embodied the circle of life—birth, immediate irrelevance, and swift extinction.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$2.62 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Catastrophic illiquidity meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
It lived fifty-nine hours and generated thirty-seven dollars in volume—proof that even the most ambitious names cannot outrun the laws of market thermodynamics.
Holders
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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03Bf1C...Jsfx0.05%
04FhCB...5KY70.05%
05GWZM...UH3H0.02%
068psN...VRtf0.01%
074YTn...HwSt0.01%
08619z...Aezo0.00%
09BURN...RFgL0.00%