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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, LACY has already succumbed to the most lethal of crypto afflictions: concentration so severe it makes oligarchies look like democracies. With seventeen holders collectively holding the token's lifeless corpse, and ninety-nine point eight percent of supply locked in the top ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance against the apex predators of its own ecosystem.