HAIKU/9VxD..pump
FLATLINED
Haiku

Haiku9VxDc3gXW46RCpNgyUgkLwoYfaM9Wf2Ebds1qGRepump

9VxD..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme centralization and terminal illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.1K
+17.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.9K
Holders
6
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.99B
Price USD
$1.99e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Haiku: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the Haiku token in its natural state: stillborn. With zero liquidity and six holders who collectively own everything, this nascent digital asset achieved what few organisms manage—complete non-viability from the moment of conception. One might say it died before it was ever truly alive, a philosophical paradox that would've made Heraclitus weep.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization and terminal illiquidity
Patient Note

It lasted zero hours. The market didn't reject it—it never knew it existed.

Holders

§ 04 · 6 wallets
Top 1
95.6%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01GByQ...DsaZ95.61%
02BekX...ta5f2.25%
035G8B...VWSS1.65%
04DC6v...DkAF0.24%
055iVq...XREe0.19%
06B6e9...ph3P0.06%