CAUSE OF DEATH
PEPE IS GOAT: Stillborn Meme Token Autopsy
Here we observe a specimen that never drew breath—born at zero hours with all the vitality of a jpeg in a dead wallet. Two holders clutching 100% of supply like pallbearers at their own funeral, while $1.51 in volume whispers a final goodbye. The authorities may be revoked, but destiny was revoked long before launch.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It had no liquidity to live for, no volume to dream of, and two holders who were probably just checking their balance before deleting the app."
