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Shrek's Final Swamp: A Liquidity Wasteland

In the beginning, there were twenty-one brave souls who believed in Shrektile Dysfunction, unaware they had entered a financial swamp from which there would be no ogre-coming. Born at dawn and deceased by dusk, this token's ninety-nine point eight percent concentration in the top ten holders created a gravitational pull so intense that even escape velocity could not save it. Like Shrek himself, this creature was destined to be misunderstood—though in this case, deservedly so.