SQUARED MEMES/9UvA..pump
FLATLINED
Squared Memes

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9UvA..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
-11.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.8K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.56B
Price USD
$2.56e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Squared Memes: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with seven lonely holders clinging to their bags like remorseful parents, Squared Memes experienced what can only be described as an instantaneous collapse—a financial stillbirth masquerading as a token launch. The presence of revoked authorities suggests someone, at least, had the decency to pull the plug before the suffering could truly begin.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$7.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

It had seven believers for zero seconds.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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022H1h...Did90.06%
032u6h...Ta5tAUTOPSY0.04%
04Hj57...n93a0.03%
0587bD...jpnz0.00%
06FD31...fKKK0.00%
072Rjn...DJeMAUTOPSY0.00%