FAP GUY/9T38..pump
TERMINAL
Fap Guy

Fap Guy9T38wbBKYgNVFhNmxwpUPzCajMv4MLg1EhpL3dpPpump

9T38..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Hyper-concentration and instant evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$8.5K
+100.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$13.2K
Holders
75
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.05B
Price USD
$4.05e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Last Breath Within Hours

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, the Fap Guy token emerged mere hours ago—a digital gazelle born directly into the jaws of concentration. With 82.9% of its wealth hoarded by the top ten holders and liquidity pools as dry as a desert bone, this creature never stood a chance. One might say it didn't so much die as simply fail to be born.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$13.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 75.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Hyper-concentration and instant evaporation
Patient Note

Here lies Fap Guy: a zero-hour wonder that achieved 100% volatility before achieving anything else.

Holders

§ 04 · 75 wallets
Top 1
64.5%
Top 5
75.2%
Top 10
82.9%
01EY8y...xUno64.51%
0271PC...9UtQ3.22%
03BZSf...7c3W2.91%
04Go6u...NmFd2.39%
05ATkz...w53P2.18%
06Fq7j...wzto1.69%
07DU1M...BCRWAUTOPSY1.57%
08GThf...JBmF1.53%
09AvXK...izfh1.51%
105ZuV...qbdgAUTOPSY1.41%