UNIDENTIFIED FLACCID OBJECT/9Siw..pump
FLATLINED
Unidentified Flaccid Object

Unidentified Flaccid Object9SiwCVgfWtduGkQGajwRU24YXjCWAYXAwKiKau2Ypump

$UFO9Siw..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-0.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$0.4900
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.25B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

UFO Crashes Into Financial Oblivion Within Hours

In its brief hour of existence, the Unidentified Flaccid Object achieved what most tokens spend months failing to accomplish—complete and utter irrelevance. With 81% of holdings concentrated among the alpha predators and liquidity pools as empty as a politician's promises, UFO's trajectory resembled less a rocket ship and more a lead balloon at a funeral. The authorities may have been revoked, but so was any reason for retail investors to hold on.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4900 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
Patient Note

Here lies UFO: it flew too close to Earth, burned up on entry, and left only ashes—$41k in volume and 68 holders wondering what happened.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
015cxy...t63899.87%
02FRFp...knHt0.09%
037H1T...jRdK0.02%
049N2c...QzkF0.01%
058psN...VRtf0.01%
06AkTg...8tRj0.00%
07265K...5Btv0.00%