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BULLANA: Born Yesterday, Died of Greed

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of BULLANA, a token that achieved the impossible—reaching a 158% gain whilst possessing precisely zero liquidity, a feat comparable to a snake consuming its own tail at accelerating speeds. Born mere hours ago with only 53 holders, 68.9% of whom were evidently the architects of this particular financial theater, we witness the natural apex of pump-and-dump evolution. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities proved merely cosmetic—like polishing a skull.