GOYIM/9S8e..pump
STABLE
Goyim

Goyim9S8edqWxoWz5LYLnxWUmWBJnePg35WfdYQp7HQkUpump

9S8e..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Liquidity drought meets apathy plague

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
90/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$62.1K
-13.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$40.0K
Volume 24h
$3.9K
Holders
3,000
FDV
$62.23B
Price USD
$6.22e-5
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Goyim Gamble: A Slow Bleed

Here we observe a token in its death throes—still technically animate, yet unmistakably in decline. With a mere $39,976 in liquidity and $3,894 in daily volume, this creature gasps for relevance like a fish on the Serengeti. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities was meant to inspire confidence; instead, it merely locked investors in a tomb of their own making.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$40.0K pool depth.
Activity
Sparse
$3.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 8.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity drought meets apathy plague
Patient Note

It had all the right credentials and none of the survival instincts—a Grade-A specimen that proved credentials mean nothing when your volume could fit in a sandwich bag.

Holders

§ 04 · 3,000 wallets
Top 1
2.0%
Top 5
8.5%
Top 10
13.4%
01AQj7...TQix1.98%
027Gaq...NUTs1.89%
03HAKy...z7SF1.79%
04HxLZ...rDrS1.50%
057F4Y...XzSi1.32%
06Gs5n...U8ux1.27%
07G1JQ...yZx40.95%
085EzE...yY7P0.93%
09A4YU...ujqt0.89%
10Cfgu...QGBR0.88%

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known