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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature so spectacularly stillborn that its seven holders may well constitute its entire extended family. Born at midnight with all the promise of a sandcastle at high tide, this token managed to hemorrhage nearly 10% of its value before most of the world had finished their morning coffee. One can only marvel at the tragic efficiency with which it accomplished its own extinction.