HOMOPHOBIC SEAL/9Reh..pump
TERMINAL
Homophobic Seal

Homophobic Seal9RehGje1o2U6f9T81tFydbBgNy9eHZVT6PafK1Wopump

9Reh..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic concentration and zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.9K
+4.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$7.8K
Holders
13
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.90B
Price USD
$2.89e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: expiring before it truly lived. Born merely hours ago with ninety-nine percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of thirteen overlords, this creature never stood a chance—a lesson in how even removing authorities cannot resurrect what was fundamentally stillborn.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$7.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration and zero liquidity
Patient Note

It had revoked authorities but retained all the sins of centralization—a cautionary tale written in $7,808 of regret.

Holders

§ 04 · 13 wallets
Top 1
86.0%
Top 5
94.4%
Top 10
99.8%
01DhcN...3Erb86.00%
02BvtZ...7gM42.39%
03KFHD...GiQj2.08%
04CHvh...1HTA1.99%
055Zn4...kvtS1.94%
06Epcx...xWjD1.84%
07Fgzy...e3gg1.74%
089999...qqRjAUTOPSY1.10%
09Ap1c...UqNv0.53%
10GZmU...VS9p0.14%