CAUSE OF DEATH
Pusheen's Newborn Death: A Cautionary Tale
Born mere hours ago into a cruel and unforgiving market, young Pusheen gasped its first breath only to immediately plummet 87% into the abyss. The creature never stood a chance—its genetic code was fatally flawed, concentrated entirely in the hands of ten greedy overlords who owned nearly 80% of its fragile existence. As we observe its corpse, one can only marvel at the sheer velocity of its demise: a token so young it hadn't even learned to walk before it learned to fall.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero maturity, market rejection
EPITAPH
"Here lies Pusheen: a token that lasted shorter than a cat's attention span, and proved far less entertaining."
