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Alphagal Token Succumbs to Terminal Concentration Necrosis

Here we observe the remains of ALPHAGAL, a Solana specimen that managed the remarkable feat of achieving perfect wealth concentration—a natural wonder rarely seen outside of authoritarian regimes and family offices. With eleven holders and a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this token's brief 231-hour existence became a masterclass in how to create something with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a wind tunnel.