THE MACHIAVELLIAN SQUIRREL/9P2n..pump
FLATLINED
The Machiavellian Squirrel

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9P2n..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity drainage and concentrated ownership

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
-9.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$199.51
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.90B
Price USD
$1.90e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Machiavellian Squirrel: Born Stillborn

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. With but two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Serengeti, this digital rodent found itself trapped in the most Machiavellian trap of all: its own design. Nature, it seems, abhors a rug pull even more than it abhors a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$199.51 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and concentrated ownership
Patient Note

It revoked its own authorities but couldn't revoke the laws of mathematics—or gravity.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02GGju...FE2c0.00%