CAUSE OF DEATH
SNORP: Born, Pumped, and Promptly Eviscerated
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe the brief, violent life cycle of SNORP—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of self-immolation within a single hour. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it experienced a 12.8% price flutter before gravity reasserted its iron dominion over hubris and hope.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies SNORP: sixty minutes old, ninety-eight percent owned by ten wallets, and already completely underwater. Even its authorities knew to leave before the end."