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Celebrity Meme Token Expires After Slow Decay

Here we observe the final stages of a memetic creature, gasping its last breath with merely $98 in daily volume—a financial organism so thoroughly exsanguinated that its remaining holders cling to life with the desperation of deep-sea anglerfish in an abyssal trench. The top ten shareholders, controlling 73% of this dying specimen, have long since departed, leaving only 110 faithful—or perhaps merely forgetful—organisms to tend the corpse.