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Barry the Seal's Final Blubber

Here we observe the corpse of SpaceX Rescued Seal, a creature that never quite learned to swim in deeper waters. With liquidity evaporating faster than a seal in the Mojave and ninety-seven percent of its mass concentrated in ten predatory flippers, Barry's rescue mission became a cautionary tale of concentration and neglect. The revocation of all authorities suggests even its creators abandoned ship, leaving only twenty-five holders to contemplate their generous donations to digital extinction.