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Glowlana: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe Glowlana, a token so stillborn it never drew its first breath of market air. In merely zero hours of existence, it achieved the remarkable feat of becoming a complete and utter catastrophe—a monument to the principle that revoking all authorities doesn't prevent one from being the sole authority over absolute failure. One might say it died before it lived, though technically it never lived at all.