CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature Infant Token Expires After Brief Suffering
In the span of merely sixty minutes, We Literally Fuck Investors achieved precisely what its name promised—a masterclass in financial brutality. With ninety-nine point seven percent of tokens concentrated in ten wallets and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti, this creature never stood a chance against the invisible hand of market forces.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration death, zero liquidity hemorrhage
EPITAPH
"It lived as it died: with profound honesty about its intentions and remarkable efficiency in achieving them."