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$PWOJAK9LtC..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Ninety-minute pump-and-dump combined with terminal illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$14.3K

+515.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$23.0K

Holders

129

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$14.33B

Price USD

$1.43e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

dKpv..f9tJ ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Purple Wojak's One-Hour Tragedy: A Masterclass in Volatility

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Purple Wojak—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, having already experienced a 515% price swing before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentration and illiquidity. Like a mayfly that mistook itself for an eagle, this token achieved spectacular heights only to discover that zero liquidity and 55% wallet concentration make for rather poor landing gear. The authorities may have been revoked, but one cannot revoke the laws of market physics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$23.0K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 46.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Ninety-minute pump-and-dump combined with terminal illiquidity

Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind a blockchain full of HODL regrets and $0 exit liquidity—nature's perfect monument to retail ambition.

Holders

§ 04 · 129 wallets

Top 1

36.1%

Top 5

46.6%

Top 10

55.3%

01dKpv...f9tJ36.07%

02BUR4...XCW92.99%

03tpts...NWQP2.81%

04FKyW...atBX2.64%

05BuSk...HrK42.11%

062a5u...vUnX1.98%

078aYC...ySUM1.79%

08J7B5...kkx11.66%

09G8tu...87Vw1.60%

10F3hW...Pm1T1.59%

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