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Ascend Token Crashes Into Oblivion, Takes Four Holders

Here we observe the remarkable corpse of Ascend, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among four individuals—a distribution strategy that makes a monarchy look egalitarian. In its final hours, a mere $1,178 in daily volume could not sustain even the pretense of liquidity, and like a poorly constructed house of cards in a hurricane, it simply ceased to exist.