BALD/9L8U..pump
FLATLINED
bald

bald9L8U36AVHCy8Z7EaKZM7RDRrmBZPhS5vCFvisJLHpump

$bald9L8U..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Total concentration, zero velocity, negligible market interest

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$1.38
Holders
15
Thin LiquidityFew HoldersPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.36B
Price USD
$1.36e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Bald Truth: Complete Circulatory Collapse

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of bald, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of being stillborn while technically alive. With a mere $1.51 in daily volume and liquidity so shallow one could wade across it, this creature never drew a full breath before expiring. The eighteen holders—clustered like protective parents over a dying nestling—could only watch as their creation gasped its final, motionless breath.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$1.38 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Total concentration, zero velocity, negligible market interest
Patient Note

It had no hair, no volume, and no future—the holy trinity of token mortality.

Holders

§ 04 · 15 wallets
Top 1
99.6%
Top 5
99.9%
Top 10
100.0%
01CJTv...BvDf99.58%
02F6Ko...fnKr0.10%
033WDg...W9mP0.10%
04HeEw...KYCc0.08%
054cWH...DFUq0.05%
069nFw...5D3F0.05%
07EtQs...Mf5r0.02%
08GurD...NVcq0.01%
096WXc...U4cG0.01%
10Dswz...edGc0.00%