SALARYCEL/9Kuv..pump
FLATLINED
Salarycel

Salarycel9KuviWukJMXNXwwaMQ3Bdjn8qCHC9XcNFA2tTk9pump

$Salarycel9Kuv..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic wealth concentration and apathy

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$2.9K
Volume 24h
$2.12
Holders
27
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.48B
Price USD
$1.48e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Salarycel: A Wage Slave's Final Liquidation

Here we observe the tragic remains of Salarycel, a token that promised financial liberation but delivered only the cold comfort of a $2,677 graveyard. With 99.8% of its wealth hoarded by the top ten holders, this creature never stood a chance—a perfect microcosm of the very inequality it claimed to solve. In its final hours, a mere $5 in daily volume whispered softly across the blockchain, a last breath before the inevitable.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.9K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.12 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration and apathy
Patient Note

It promised to free the worker from salary slavery, but instead became a masterclass in how to trap 29 people in a liquidity tomb.

Holders

§ 04 · 27 wallets
Top 1
95.8%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.9%
017xdU...RVK695.85%
02Ad7U...uJrE2.05%
03GijF...D4o5AUTOPSY1.21%
04C7cY...ehTw0.26%
05DRXt...w9k30.21%
068psN...VRtf0.09%
07HX7o...d5dk0.07%
08A9YB...Z6Po0.07%
098JiH...5ea20.05%
107B57...rUvg0.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
6.63 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
6.63 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 42d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known