CAUSE OF DEATH
sPEG's Spectacular Rise Meets Inevitable Gravity
In the waning moments of its first hour, sPEG exhibited the classic symptoms of acute liquidity pneumonia—a 312% fever that burned bright but brief. The creature's true nature revealed itself: a fragile ecosystem where nine whales commanded nearly half its existence, while ninety-three smaller organisms clutched at dreams of generational wealth. Nature, as always, selected ruthlessly.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Textbook pump-and-dump predation mechanics
EPITAPH
"It lived for one glorious hour, which is precisely 59 minutes longer than its investors' conviction lasted."
