STRAIGHT COIN/9KaJ..pump
TERMINAL
Straight coin

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$STRAIGHT9KaJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic launch design and immediate whale exit

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.2K
-85.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.6K
Volume 24h
$23.5K
Holders
128
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$5.21B
Price USD
$5.21e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Straight Coin: Born Broken, Died Immediately

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's token economy, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, STRAIGHT's 85% price collapse suggests investors discovered what 128 holders already knew: straightforward grift requires at least a modicum of subtlety. The concentration of 75% of tokens in the top 10 wallets served as nature's warning label that went tragically unheeded.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.6K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$23.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 66.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic launch design and immediate whale exit
Patient Note

STRAIGHT to the point: it went down faster than integrity in a pump-and-dump scheme.

Holders

§ 04 · 128 wallets
Top 1
53.7%
Top 5
66.7%
Top 10
75.4%
01D9g6...wSSX53.74%
02An69...NNnQ4.49%
03DoB1...j7553.11%
04FoyQ...jLWWAUTOPSY2.77%
05DiWR...cZMw2.64%
06nAAx...LCx72.61%
07AmQV...ySLf2.47%
08Dz5N...cveN1.21%
094Eyf...FBrz1.19%
10Bjjo...EvxF1.18%