STRAIGHT COIN/9KaJ..pump
FLATLINED
Straight coin

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$STRAIGHT9KaJ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic launch design and immediate whale exit

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$2.9K
Volume 24h
$17.64
Holders
23
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.38B
Price USD
$1.38e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Straight Coin: Born Broken, Died Immediately

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's token economy, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, STRAIGHT's 85% price collapse suggests investors discovered what 128 holders already knew: straightforward grift requires at least a modicum of subtlety. The concentration of 75% of tokens in the top 10 wallets served as nature's warning label that went tragically unheeded.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.9K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$17.64 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic launch design and immediate whale exit
Patient Note

STRAIGHT to the point: it went down faster than integrity in a pump-and-dump scheme.

Holders

§ 04 · 23 wallets
Top 1
99.1%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01D9g6...wSSX99.13%
02EJto...p6yx0.26%
039KaJ...pump0.22%
048psN...VRtf0.17%
05jYwN...MAg40.05%
0643Xp...4oZE0.05%
076Lzo...mwhf0.04%
087U5Y...HA470.04%
09BpGJ...76g50.02%
10BwBh...JMUV0.02%