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Evil Kermit's Amphibian Empire Croaks Spectacularly

Here we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. The 777% price surge—a desperate gasp for air—masks the grim reality: zero liquidity, a concentration of wealth so severe it would make a dictator blush, and volume that suggests even the bots have abandoned ship. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, but this token has become one.