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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity drought meets extreme concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

50/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$8.0K

+80.3% · 24h

Volume 24h

$35.8K

Holders

127

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.52B

Price USD

$2.52e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the primordial soup of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that never drew breath. Born mere hours ago, Dafuq achieved the remarkable feat of generating $35,000 in volume while possessing precisely zero liquidity—a financial perpetual motion machine powered entirely by hope and the fevered clicks of retail degenerates.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$35.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 51.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity drought meets extreme concentration

Patient Note

It lived for zero hours, died with zero dollars, and somehow convinced 127 people to witness it.

Holders

§ 04 · 127 wallets

Top 1

42.1%

Top 5

51.5%

Top 10

59.7%

01EYqL...pE7y42.10%

02DH7U...c2sg2.74%

0323wQ...S3PrAUTOPSY2.62%

044QxG...rKDQ2.03%

05B6GK...1NicAUTOPSY2.01%

066fnS...k6qW1.90%

07H9V8...5fbh1.67%

084z77...NCrJ1.60%

0927Sv...qKdA1.58%

103faQ...2zwZ1.49%