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A Token Born Dead: The mtb Tragedy

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—mtb emerged fully formed into rigor mortis, its four holders clustered like vultures around a carcass that never lived. With zero liquidity and a lifespan measured in heartbeats rather than hours, this token accomplished the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly be born, a stillborn digital asset that somehow managed $94 in volume through sheer probabilistic confusion.