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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Liquidity collapse meets mathematical certainty
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$469.72
Volume 24h
$4.26
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Nine Holders Witness Instant Rug Pull Extinction
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen: LMAO, born mere hours ago, has already achieved what most tokens take weeks to accomplish. With zero liquidity and all authority revoked, this digital creature constructed an elaborate paradox—simultaneously claiming legitimacy while ensuring its own swift demise.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$4.26 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Liquidity collapse meets mathematical certainty
Patient Note
It laughed at the name. The market had the last joke.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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