CAUSE OF DEATH
Friar Bigotón: A Solitude Most Final
Here we observe the Friar Bigotón, a token that achieved what few organisms manage: existence without purpose, trade, or companionship. In its final moments, it possessed all the liquidity of a desert mirage and all the market activity of a tomb—a fitting monument to ambition untethered from utility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Death by complete liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"He came, he minted, he vanished—leaving only a single holder to contemplate their thousand-yard stare at a wallet containing everything and nothing."
