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All Roads Led Nowhere: A Pump Autopsy

In the span of mere hours, we observe the spectacular demise of PUMP, a token that mastered the delicate art of self-immolation. With 96.5% of its circulating supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders and zero liquidity to facilitate its escape, this creature was less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate exit scam wearing a blockchain costume.