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Hopeless Coin: Born Dead, Died Immediately

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the *Pump and Dump* genus, stillborn mere moments after conception. The creature gasps for air with a fleeting $10,989 in daily volume, whilst 97% of its body weight concentrates in the appendages of ten privileged parasites. One can almost hear the faint death rattle of 32 hopeful holders, their bags growing heavier by the second.